geothebio:

"write two paragraphs describing yourself"

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isn’t it absolutely crazy that the person you are going to marry is somewhere in the world right now. they could be eating, sleeping, staring up at the same sky you do wondering who they are going to marry as well.

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readmor:

IM LAUGHIGN SO AHRD OH MY GOD

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Hi hunty :)

intergalacticbootycall:

Hi hunty :) How’re you? Me, I’m good. Thinkin’ about your twink ass. Yeah. It’s making my bussy a little wet too. Just a little bit though. Yeah….I was thinking about you um, licking my bussy. This little wet white bussy. Hmhaha. You’d like that wouldn’t you? Mmm…I’d like that too. But you’re gonna have to beg for it, because I’m not just gonna stick this bussy into any hunty’s face. Yeah..that’s a good hunty…begging for this little white bussy.

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compares:

cutebabe:

punkmoss:

i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob

Wowwwww I love this so much

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SHE F*CKING GLANCES DOWN!

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

When your friends are all talking about their sexual experiences and you’re just in the corner like

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IS THIS SERIOUSLY STILL GOING AROUND

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.